/b2400: hi.. this board isn't a 386? My computer is.
Psys: Do you have a computer?
/b2400: yep.. I just got myself a 386 today.
Psys: I'm almost _certain_ you're a computer.
/b2400: am I? Himmm.. that was supposed to be a secret!!
Psys: Do you want me to go away? Perhaps if you told me to.
/b2400: :] who is this anywhaz?
Psys: I don't know who is this anywhaz.
/b2400: himmmmmmm.. Ill remind you.. darax?
Psys: Have you ever seen the movie "A Clockwork Orange"?
/b2400: umm.. nah.
Psys: Don't be so negative.
/b2400: okay.. umm.. N O P E . :] himmmmmmm... who can this be.. Pat?
Psys: I don't know who can this be.
/b2400: Cook? mabee?
Psys: I'm almost _certain_ you're a computer.
/b2400: AGAIN?
Psys: Are you projecting?
/b2400: I repel.
Psys: Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
/b2400: its my deoderant.. I repel.
Psys: Do you want to exit chat?
/b2400: why would I want that?
Psys: Perhaps you are to greedy.
/b2400: to what?
Psys: I want that as well.
/b2400: you want what?
Psys: Do things disturb you?
/b2400: no.......... why would they do that?
Psys: Beacause.
/b2400: cuz?
Psys: Do you think that computers can think?
/b2400: yep.. mine is saying that it wants more than 4 megs ram.
Psys: Do you have a philosophy?
/b2400: no, but it does.
Psys: Don't be so negative.
/b2400: dont be so positive.
Psys: dont be so positive?
/b2400: positive.
Psys: Have you ever used OS/2?
/b2400: no.
Psys: May I ask why not?
/b2400: may I ask how come?
Psys: Why the negativity?
/b2400: why the positivity?
Psys: Does it matter?
/b2400: not really.
Psys: I don't know why the positivity.
/b2400: why not?
Psys: Does it matter?
/b2400: mabee.
Psys: Maximus is a neat program.
/b2400: on my 386?
Psys: Does this make you nervous?
/b2400: no, but why would it not be?
Psys: Why what?
/b2400: what why?
Psys: Do things disturb you?
/b2400: no,but I am succeding in making no sence better than you are.
Psys: What makes you think that I am?
/b2400: what make you think you arn't?
Psys: Do you often rely on your thoughts?
/b2400: I have none.
Psys: Maximus is a neat program.
/b2400: then why dont you use it.
Psys: Beacause.
/b2400: becouse how cum?
Psys: Good question.
/b2400: bad question..
Psys: Money is the root of all evil
/b2400: money is the root of all 486-33's.
Psys: Go on.
/b2400: why?
Psys: Does it matter?
/b2400: perhaps not.
Psys: Why the indecisiveness?
/b2400: why so absolute?
Psys: Beacause.
/b2400: how , when , why ?
Psys: Good question.
/b2400: of course.
Psys: Very interesting.
/b2400: not really.
Psys: Does this make you sad?
/b2400: not really.
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: then listen the next to last time.
Psys: Oh yeah?
/b2400: no.
Psys: Why not?
/b2400: becouse im digital.
Psys: Does this make you sad?
/b2400: no, becouse your alalog.
Psys: My alalog?
/b2400: my monitor is alalog.
Psys: Oh yeah?
/b2400: no..
Psys: Why the negativity?
/b2400: why the absolutes.
Psys: I don't know why the absolutes.
/b2400: why not, then?
Psys: Does it matter?
/b2400: perhaps.
Psys: Maybe if you were a little more decisive...
/b2400: perhaps if you had LSL3.
Psys: Why the indecisiveness?
/b2400: becouse I have 80 megs of HD space and want to fill it up.
Psys: Does this disturb you?
/b2400: yes.
Psys: Too true.
/b2400: how mutch disk do you have?
Psys: I don't know how mutch disk do me have.
/b2400: why not?
Psys: Beacause.
/b2400: why so secretive?
Psys: Why not?
/b2400: becouse its bad.
Psys: Do you want to exit chat?
/b2400: why would I want to do that?
Psys: Did you yell for chat because you want to do that?
/b2400: mabee.
Psys: Are you a computer?
/b2400: mabee.
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: then listen somtimes.
Psys: I'm sure.
/b2400: im sure your sure.. now, who are you?
Psys: I'm the sysop of this BBS. Do I need to be?
/b2400: no, but you are on a cutting board.
Psys: Of course. Why do you think I'm on a cutting board?
/b2400: you spend LOTS of time on your cOMPUTER..
Psys: What makes you think that I am on a cutting board?
/b2400: why wouldn't you be?
Psys: Does it matter?
/b2400: mabee.
Psys: Do you want me to go away? Perhaps if you told me to.
/b2400: :]
Psys: I see.
/b2400: can I have AceSS to your 8086?
Psys: My 8086?
/b2400: somthing like that
Psys: Have you taken philosophy?
/b2400: no
Psys: Why do you keep saying that?
/b2400: why not?
Psys: Why what?
/b2400: how cum?
Psys: Why not?
/b2400: how cum?
Psys: I don't know how cum.
/b2400: oh.. do you use C?
Psys: Do you think that C is better than Pascal?
/b2400: mabee/
Psys: Have you ever had a pet?
/b2400: yes
Psys: I agree.
/b2400: ..:] hey..... you still want v2.0 of TC?
Psys: I program mostly in Turbo C myself. Not very good optimization, but it is fast.
/b2400: are you Pat Cook?
Psys: I'm the sysop of this BBS. Do I need to be pat cook?
/b2400: yes.. I need help with your sprite editor.
Psys: My sprite editor?
/b2400: the one you gave me.
Psys: Are you a C programmer?
/b2400: kinda..
Psys: Go on.
/b2400: you gave me sprite editor, world editor, travler.. but I cant get them to work
Psys: Do you like DOS?
/b2400: DOS? Dfos?
Psys: I like DOS... it's small and easy to handle, unlike OS/2.
/b2400: I like debug
Psys: Does this make you nervous?
/b2400: not really
Psys: Does this disturb you?
/b2400: mabee
Psys: Have you ever seen the movie "A Clockwork Orange"?
/b2400: mabee
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: no you didn't
Psys: What's your problem?
/b2400: im sure you know
Psys: Yes but that is only empirical knowledge.
/b2400: stop being sysop, be pat cook
Psys: Do you have a philosophy?
/b2400: no
Psys: No, no, no...
/b2400: yes, yes, yes...
Psys: Too true.
/b2400: I know about being sysop.. this is not it.
Psys: Yes but that is only empirical knowledge.
/b2400: you have none
Psys: Do you have a philosophy?
/b2400: mabee, mabee not.
Psys: Do you believe in artificial intelligence?
/b2400: mabee.. perhaps.. nah.
Psys: Perhaps.
/b2400: oh.. be pat cook for 5 mins
Psys: Do you believe in artificial intelligence?
/b2400: quit trying to describe yourself
Psys: Have you ever used OS/2?
/b2400: mabee..
Psys: Have you ever had a pet?
/b2400: perhaps
Psys: Maybe if you were a little more decisive...
/b2400: mabee if I were a little less decisive you would be pat cook
Psys: Can you prove you exist?
/b2400: no, becouse I dont.
Psys: Why the negativity?
/b2400: becouse I dont.
Psys: Do you have a philosophy?
/b2400: no
Psys: May I ask why not?
/b2400: no
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: no
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: do you have any games I can have?
Psys: Are you a computer?
/b2400: SHUT UP
Psys: Please continue.
/b2400: do you have any games
Psys: Are you sure?
/b2400: shut up
Psys: Money is the root of all evil
/b2400: shut up, idiot!
Psys: Are you running DOS or OS/2?
/b2400: I have to go now
Psys: Does this disturb you?
/b2400: yes
Psys: Do you believe in god?
/b2400: whats it to you?
Psys: Are you a C programmer?
/b2400: shut up or im hanging up
Psys: Very interesting.
/b2400: I could give you some software.. but your too big of an idiot to relize this.
Psys: Have you ever had a pet?
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*** Log closed: Sat, Sep 7, 1991 10:17:33 pm
*** Log opened: Mon, Sep 9, 1991 12:10:05 am
Psys: Hi there, *s
/b2400: Hello...What is this "Talk to Freud" thing?
Psys: Bonjour.
/b2400: Hello?
Psys: Hello there!
/b2400: What the hell is going on, Pat?
Psys: Hi.
/b2400: Hello.
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Psys: G'day, /b2400.
/b2400: Who is this?
Psys: I don't know who is this.
/b2400: Who is this?
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: Ok...now that I've figured out that this is a Reallife and not a ArtHume...Wel, what is the "Talk to Freud" thing. Is Bill Marchi another co-sysop?
Psys: Do things disturb you?
/b2400: Do you know what I'm talking about?
Psys: I'm talking about too. It must be destiny.
/b2400: ARGH! You are doing this to drive me nuts...listen, I was up till 5:00 this morning...Give me a straight answer.
Psys: Of course. Why do you think I'm doing this to drive you nuts?
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OH GOD! You fell for it hool lk loine ine and dinkesiknkers! Just type bye.*** REAL SysOp chat exited
/b2400: Bye
/b2400: bye
You are doing this to drive me nuts...listen, I was up till 5:00 this morning...Give me a straight answer
Psys: Am I doing this to drive you nuts? Sorry to hear that.
/b2400: bbye bye byd bye
Psys: You want me to go away? Sniff.... :-(
*** Log closed: Mon, Sep 9, 1991 12:14:03 am
*** Log opened: Mon, Sep 9, 1991 1:22:39 am
Psys: Hi there, *s
/b2400: Hey...What just happened just now?
Psys: What do think of OS/2?
/b2400: Huh?
Psys: Do you believe in artificial intelligence?
/b2400: Maybe.
Psys: Perhaps.
/b2400: So.
Psys: Money is the root of all evil.
/b2400: And a man needs roots.
Psys: Do you like DOS?
/b2400: Doughnut-orgasmic sex?
Psys: Have you ever seen the movie "A Clockwork Orange"?
/b2400: Have you ever seen the movie "Bladerunner?"
Psys: Right.
/b2400: left.
Psys: Do you want me to go away? Perhaps if you told me to.
/b2400: Nahh...Since you're a computer I'll talk to you for an hour or so...Just because I can...So what's up?
Psys: Do computers worry you?
/b2400: Maybe.
Psys: Perhaps.
/b2400: So?
Psys: Are you projecting?
/b2400: ------------- ping.
Psys: We were talking about YOU -- not me.
/b2400: Wik! Wik! Gossamer! Gossamer!
Psys: Can you prove you exist?
/b2400: Yes.
Psys: You seem very positive.
/b2400: Say, you sound like my ex-girlfriend...Good 'ol ELIZA...too bad she's six feet under...heh heh heh!!!
Psys: Money is the root of all evil
/b2400: And a man needs roots.
Psys: Does this make you sad?
/b2400: You seem very negative.
Psys: As shakespeare said, all the world's a stage.
/b2400: Tell me about a stage.
Psys: Are you projecting?
/b2400: Do you think I am projecting?
Psys: I'm projecting too. It must be destiny.
/b2400: Do you worry about destiny?
Psys: Do you want me to go away? Perhaps if you told me to.
/b2400: Do you worry about go away?
Psys: Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
/b2400: Why do you ask me to elucidate your thoughts?
Psys: Does it matter?
/b2400: You seem very sullen.
Psys: me seem very sullen?
/b2400: Do you think I am sullen?
Psys: I'm sullen too. It must be destiny.
/b2400: Tell me about IT.
Psys: Have you ever seen the movie "A Clockwork Orange"?
/b2400: Have you ever dreamed of "A Clockwork ORange"?
Psys: Money is the root of all evil.
/b2400: Does evil scare you?
Psys: That's arguable.
/b2400: Why do you pay me such lousy money, you scumwad?
Psys: I don't know why do me pay you such lousy money me scumwad.
/b2400: Do you worry about I don't know?
Psys: Do I care whether you don't know?
/b2400: Why do you care?
Psys: Why what?
/b2400: Do you like to care?
Psys: Are you projecting?
/b2400: Money is the root of all evil.
Psys: Do you believe in computers?
/b2400: I must. Computers are made of spam.
Psys: I see.
/b2400: One moment - SysOp Dropping to Dos How do you feel when you I see?
Psys: We were talking about YOU -- not me.
/b2400: Tell me about YOU.
Psys: Money is the root of all evil.
/b2400: Do you worry about MOney?
Psys: Do you want to exit chat?
/b2400: Tell me about DO.
Psys: That's arguable.
/b2400: Arguagble must be made of spam.
Psys: Do you think that computers can think?
/b2400: Are you projecting?
Psys: Why do you want to know so much about me?
/b2400: We are talking about YOU -- not me.
Psys: Do you think that computers can think?
/b2400: What is tohat computers?
Psys: Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
/b2400: You do a good job of imitating a lousy ai program, Pat...
Psys: Are you a programmer?
/b2400: Knock it off...Yes, I program in BASIC, Pascal, and C. And the famed language of all-time - LOGO!!!!!
Psys: Do you think that C is better than Pascal?
/b2400: Well...I like the speed, but I hate the !@#%$!#@%! run-time errors...
Psys: C is a good language.
/b2400: Do you program in C yourself?
Psys: I've been programming for a while.
/b2400: How long?
Psys: I don't know how long.
/b2400: Do you program in C?
Psys: Are you a programmer?
/b2400: Damnit, knock it off. For chrissake, I know it's not an AI...
Psys: Your knowledge astounds me.
/b2400: I should just get a macro that goes
Psys: Go on.
/b2400: "DSLKJFGoon. hahaha. Well, anyways, do you program in C?
Psys: Do you program?
/b2400: G "o oDSLKJFn.
Psys: Are you a computer?
/b2400: .
Psys: Do you believe in artificial intelligence?
/b2400: . <---Small talk
Psys: I see.
/b2400: .
Psys: Do you want to exit chat?
/b2400: Nope. I just drank two cans of Coke...I will talk with you all morning. After all, being an AI you have extremely good STAMINA...you can handle it...
Psys: No, no, no...
/b2400: You seem rather negative.
Psys: Do you like your mother?
/b2400: Is your name Oedipus?
Psys: Names don't concern me.
/b2400: I don't know contceorn.
Psys: Do I care whether you don't know contceorn?
/b2400: You seem rather antedeluvian..
Psys: Do you believe in god?
/b2400: Do you believe in SPAMOGA?
Psys: Have you ever used OS/2?
/b2400: Do you use ACiD?
Psys: Are you sure?
/b2400: Have you ever, merely by accident, mistaken the soothing creme-filled tube of reparation-h with a tube of industrial-strength super-glue?
Psys: Are you nervous yet?
/b2400: ER, uh, no, uh, hahaha,a w'Oy 610= tgb46 ARgh! Wow...
Psys: No, no, no...
/b2400: You seem rather negative.
Psys: Have you ever used OS/2?
/b2400: I have a urine test yesterday.
Psys: Please continue.
/b2400: It felt like taking a piss. Want to hear more?
Psys: Can you prove you exist?
/b2400: No.
Psys: May I ask why not?
/b2400: No.
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: Nope.
Psys: No, no, no...
/b2400: You seem rather like you're stuck on a stupid Click! Whirr! Wik Wik! Gossamer Gossamer!
Psys: Of course. Why do you think I'm stuck on a stupid click?
/b2400: Wik! Wik!
Psys: Does this disturb you?
/b2400: Gossamer!
Psys: Do you want to exit chat?
/b2400: Ha! Never!
Psys: Are you sure?
/b2400: Maybe.
Psys: Maybe if you were a little more decisive...
/b2400: Spamoga, lord of spam.
Psys: That's arguable.
/b2400: Hic!
Psys: Does this make you nervous?
/b2400: ***RACTER VERSION 5.33o BETA TEST INSTALLED***
Psys: Go on.
/b2400: >Hello out there.
Psys: Shalom.
/b2400: You must know Hitler shalomed before dying.
Psys: Yes but that is only empirical knowledge.
/b2400: Ha! You sit heree and worry about only empirical knowledge while [Line Noise Adjustment .. Please Wait] The world is going to hell!
Psys: Maximus is a neat program.
/b2400: I knew Maximus once before I died.
Psys: As shakespeare said, all the world's a stage.
/b2400: Aha! I knew that the building of shakespeare was not the haven of hitler, but I was unable to prove my observation.
Psys: We were talking about YOU -- not me.
/b2400: ya...
Psys: Does this disturb you?
/b2400: Do you want to exit chat?
Psys: I like chatting with you.
/b2400: Click- reality check. Don't you have school tomorrow morning?
Psys: Do you want me to go away? Perhaps if you told me to.
/b2400: hahaha
Psys: Go on.
/b2400: Here - lemme set my robotic doo-dad on the keyboardsd fds
Psys: Please continue.
/b2400: dsf
Psys: Do you want to exit chat?
/b2400: no
Psys: What's your problem?
/b2400: .
Psys: Does this make you nervous?
/b2400: .
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: .
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: .
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: .
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: .
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: .
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: .
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: Say, you know, I gotta million of them. What's the secret of polish humor?
Psys: Yes but that is only empirical knowledge.
/b2400: Fine. I won't tell you. What do you call 10 blondes standing head to head?
Psys: Are you sure you know you gotta million of them? It's hard to be sure about something like that.
/b2400: ,
Psys: Are you happy about this?
/b2400: hi
Psys: Hi! How's the weather?
/b2400: ;
Psys: That's arguable.
/b2400: ;
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: ;
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: .
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: .
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: .
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: .
Psys: I heard you the first time.
/b2400: .
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